Well here I am back in the islands, back in the sun, the clear air, the relaxed gambling atmosphere. I have to say that after this weekend, I am filled with triumph, yet grief, excitment, yet distained, shocked yet not surprised at all. So called poorest excuse for the United States Miltary and now offically the stupidest man walking the face of the earth. I don’t know why you even try Chandler, you can’t seem to get it through that head of yours. You know you fans can join in his stupidity to, I will state on the record that The Platinum Club always has the last laugh. We pulled the biggest prank over the heads of all you idiot fans for the past month. Craig Nash fooled all of you. You honestly think that Nash has ever cared for you fans, you all envy him because he’s big, he’s powerful, and he still has yet to be pinned since he stepped into an OTW ring. And Chandler, you choose to trust him, to stand by his side, and thought he had your back, well your as stupid as you look. This past weekend The Platinum Club made a statement to you uneducated fans. If your not going to show us respect, we will play with your minds until you do. We have truely proven that we are the most powerful thing in Old Time Wrestling. And the fact is that once again IM Smarter is The OTW Heavyweight Champion, it stands in the record book as a legit subsitution and hey it was sensational, unbelievable, and incredible. It was all in a simple days work for The Platinum Club. We will continue to dominate Old Time Wrestling, all you fans can cry and wine, and feel bad for Adam, but hey, he’s the one who fell for this, he the ones that’s stupid and he’s the one who just can’t see through the lines. Don’t be mad at Craig Nash, he did what any one of you would’ve done, he knows where his bread is buttered and he knows where his true friends are. Chandler, we fooled you once, shame on us, but when we fool you again, shame will be all on you. You want revenge well will be right here waiting for you. Maybe you should quit now and save yourself from being humilated even more. Like I say time and time again, I don’t want to be the one to say I told you so, but I told you so.
You know CK Cross, I always knew you to be sleazy and downright dirty with your tactics, but now you reached an all time low. Do you know the damage to my jacket will cost $300 dollars to repair, my attoney has sent you a letter and I exspect a check in the mail this week, so you better up to par with your finances or the next you’ll see me, won’t be in the wrestling ring, it will be in court. Once again you fan underestimated me, put me down as a professional wrestler, but let me ask you people something that you probaly still can’t answer correctly, who had his hand raised at the end of the match? That answer is easier then saying what’s 2+2, that’s right me! You fans mock my perfect wrestling trunks, my keen and wit ability in that ring, and my persona of personality, but in the end I have the last laugh. Sure you fans got to see how CK disrespectfully damage my property, try to break me down mentally instead of physically, but hey my jacket can easily be repaired, I never knew you fans could sink as low as CK Cross, you know in the long run, you don’t get by well in life by doing that. But hey, then again do I care? Why should I, while you fans are stuck up there in the rainy and windy weather, I sit here eating a lavish breakfest, outlooking the beautiful Atlantic Ocean and the white sanded beach, getting ready for a day at the tables, a stroll on the beach, and a party like no other tonight at the tiki bar. Now you fans won’t get the pleasure of seeing me wrestle in a dress, then I already told you I wasn’t going to, I’ve said it once and I will say it again, The “Highroller” never places a bet, unless he knows he’s going to win, and I did just that this past weekend.
I was over joyed with the performance of my little prospect Little Johnny “2×4″ Graber, he showed that he was indeed small but mighty. “Pretty Boy” once again loses his temper, after lying to you fans and excepting losing like a man. I’m not going to let what happened bothered me, the fact is that in that knocked out and dragged out affair that I would already nominate for Old Time Wrestling’s Match of 2010, “2×4″ got the victory. If you weren’t there to witness this incredible match, you will regret in the long run. This matched defined how tough the men who step into the ring in Old Time Wrestling are, and how no other wrestling promotion can do what we do, we are the best hands down, and that was ultimatly proven this past weekend. There is not other place you should be that at OTW each and every weekend. My Little man and the out of shape cupcake known as “The Pretty Boy” really steamed up the pressure cooker, and it was one ride of a lifetime, my man won, but from a personal note in the end, both men proved that they can cut it in this tremendous business we call Professional Wrestling.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, no not Welcome back Kotter, Welcome back “The Ultimate Weapon” Anthony Digati, after some time off due to illness and other issues, the man with arms of machine guns, the feet of pistols, and the body of a full armored tank has returned to Old Time Wrestling and guess who lured him back, that’s right, the man with money, the man with the smarts, and the man who can talk anyone into doing anything as long as the price is right, oh yeah did I mention he is a great gambler to, oh wait I’m talking about myself, hahahaha. That’s right this past week I made a secret trip up to Dover, DE, and met with Anthony, who was very humble and actually showed mutal respect for me, which was surprising considering our bumpy past. What I basically told him was plain and simple, “Full Throttle” Chris “Bumpkin” Bohren is an inigma and needs to be deposed of as soon as possible. He boost about being a high flying, ground and base, praticually the perfect wrestler. However there is one thing he lacks and that’s pure power, and that is one thing “The Ultimate Weapon” has, yes Bohren, you got lucky this past weekend, paying off the time keeper and General Manager Jim Molineaux for keeping your impromptue title match a 10 minute time limit, but hey I knew you were scard from the get go. Digati will be back Chris and he will become a Junior Heavyweight Champion everyone can be proud of, taking it to the ever possible limit each and every time. Keep the enjoyment of harvesting your corn and your wheat, feeding you pigs, milking you cows, and square dancing at your so called howdowns. Because when Digati puts you in your place, you won’t have that Throttle to beam you up. “The Ultimate Weapon” is back folks and he has a whole new attitude.
Well fans, with that, we draw another end to another great Craps Shoot, as now the casino is calling my name, time to do what I do best (besides wrestling). As we begin Holy week this week, remember Old Time Wrestling Weekly Live Event, will take place this Saturday with our usual 2pm bell time, come out and see all the great performers of Old Time Wrestling do Professional Wrestling at it’s best. If you weren’t there this past weekend, it’s never to late to jump on the OTW bandwagon, as we keep out matches going each and every Saturday until June of this year. Always check out right here on oldtimewrestling.net for all the special announcements of upcoming shows, also for all you facebookers out there, be sure to visit our fan page, as all the rumors, behind the scenes news, and exclusive photos and videos will be featured. Also for anymore information on what Old Time Wrestling and The Monster Factory Pro Wrestling school offer, call 1(856) 933-0500, if no ones is there leave a message, someone will return your call at the soonest time possible. Old Time Wrestling “We are Stuck in the Past and Damn Proud of It!”
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