Archive for June, 2009

Old Time Wrestling, we indeed put the Class back in Classic

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Well here I am, taking a well deserved break from the slot machines, to give you, the fans, this edition on The Craps Shoot. This past weekend saw many things happen and the crowds were electric, they were on their feet ready and willing to taken in whatever was going to happen. Two great events unfolded. New Champions were crowned and Old Time Wrestling did indeed deliver what it promised.

I am happy to report I am still the OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion. People can say I’m a creep all they want. I follow the rules when it comes to wrestling and although I can’t deny Matt Miles won the battle, he did not win the war. Miles you tried and you failed, maybe if you would read the rule book every once in awhile your head wouldn’t be as thick as it is. Bazooka Joe was the first trap I set for you, and who would’ve thought Danny Miles would be the perfect decoy to prevent from taking my title. Now that was your only rematch, you will now have to reclimb the ladder if you want another shot at me. To all you junior heavyweights out there I am putting you all on warning. Now with Matt Miles out of my way it is my chance to show the world what I can do and be a champion that everyone could look up to and respect. I can’t wait to see who signs the dotted line to face me, it will be my pleasure to face off and defend my title with pride.

Sometimes the rules work for you, sometimes they work againist you. Despite my protest and the constand calls to the OTW officals. I must face facts, yes Craig Nash is no longer the Heavyweight Champion, but after much deliberation I have found out that the last man standing in this years Sole Survivor Event will be crowned the new Champion. This is right up my ally. Johnson, consider yourself lucky to still be standing after the most vicious beating Nash endured on you this past weekend. It was such a thrill to see you moun and groun with all the beating he gave you. For you fans that missed it, you now shall regret it. Hands down one of the most intense matches I ever witnessed. It was better then watching two convicts battle it out in a prison yard. Last October, with the signing of Nash, I vowed to show you people that he is the cream of the crop in OTW. This past Saturday he showed all of you what I meant. Although he is no longer the champion, that is not of concern, because I know he will deliver it back to me lock, stock, and barrell. I look at it as I just racked up alot of money at a blackjack table and have chosen to take a break and leave my chips locked at the table. The Busciacco Nation will reclaim the Heavyweight Title.

To those of you who were not in attendence last year at the first Sole Survivor, what you will witness this year will not disapoint you. Last year we saw yours truely lay out Jim Molineaux, and the recently departed Greg Hogya win the event. What will happen this year. Only way to find out is to be there live. The concept is simple. Every active OTW wrestler’s name get written down on a piece of paper, throw into a hat or bucket, and Jim Molineaux goes around to a random fan in the audience and asks them to draw two names. Those two men no matter what must go one on one with each other. After their match the victors name goes back into the bucket while the loser is sent packing. This continues until all the names have been drawn. This all the victors names are drawn again, however this time two groups of men will have to join two teams in an elimination tag match. The match will be determined when one man is left standing and that man will be declared the winner, usually the winner would be given a Heavyweight Title Shot as his prize, however this year the victor will simply win the title, due to it being vacant.

Words can not express the excitment in the OTW lockerroom. A chance of a lifetime is on the line and our fate is put into you the fans. I’m exctied yet nervous. The fact that I don’t know who I could facing sends shivers down my spine. If it happens to be a fellow stable memeber, well let me just say money will talk. But the fear of facing someone like Fuji Tanaka, The Punisher, or even Gaylord has to be a concern for me, but as I always do, I find a way around everything. This will be no different. I am now off as I feel the erge to Gamble, more news on Sole Survivor in the weeks to come exclusively here on The Craps Shoot.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco

The Month of June with Summer Right around the corner!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

I just got finished a blackjack game, boy are my hands tired from carring the big clear case of chips to the cashier, I tell you they really should start making one hundred thousand dollar chips avaible in these Atlantic City casinos it would make my life alot easier. But anywho, where was I, oh yes the Mighty Old Time Wrestling. What a weekend of exciting action, if you weren’t there to witness it live, your gonna live to regret it now. I myself couldn’t even control myself and wanted every piece of the pie I could get my hands on. First and foremost the main thing I would like to discuss is once again the crazy man from the the Asian country known as Cambodia, got on my case once again. A little known fact is when you want to get rid of an annoying fly what do you do, you swat it and that is exactly what I did. I will admit his statement true, I did indeed grant a good sun of American money to Fuji Tanaka to take a dive for Brandon Rodriguez, this was and is not to taken as an insult to you Brandon, I have confidence in you, I felt that you being in their with a crazy man such as Fuji would be dangerous to your charming good looks and great body. I simply did what I did to rasie your confidence and look what it had brought you, you are finally a shining star in OTW and I couldn’t be prounder. As for you Fuji, I have taken the liberty of having my lawyer mail you a letter, requesting every dime of the money you took to come back to me with interest I may add. If you fail you will face deportation and I know your fans would not want to see that happen. So do the right thing. Slap me in the face? I took great pleasure branding you myself with my shuffling hand. I hope the imprint on your face has gone away, because I wouldn’t even want to publicly show myself after that. Fuji, when are you going to learn, no matter how much English you’ve been able to learn, that you can’t outsmart me. Just walk away Fuji and maybe you will survive.

Danny Miles, my new bodyguard, I am happy to report if any on you people think Matt Miles has a chance next week, your out of your mind. Matty, my boy, even though you’ve stolen my good friend Andd B.’s woman, that will in no way get you a victory over me. Now that I have a man that has known you since birth, took care of you, was a role model to you. I have all the inside information I need. All Danny asks in return is cold hard cash that I can provide for him. You better stop your crying Matt, it’s getting you nowhere. This Saturday will be your last chance to once again hold the title that has been a great addition to my collection of gold. But as I fall asleep every night after my brandy, I dream the best dream of all, beating you and humilating you once again, with Danny and I standing over your painful body, laughing at it all. My dream will be your nightmare Matt, and unlike most times, it will come true. Matt Miles, you reign as the most gifted and athletic wrestler to grace the squard circle has come to an end. It is now “The Highrollers” turn. I will be a greatest OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion ever, and I never make a bet unless I know I’m gonna win.

Last but not least is of course The Heavyweight Champion. The man I am proud not only to call a client, but a friend, a brother, and sometimes even a tag team partner Craig Nash. I owe everything to this man. In less then a year he dominated every man OTW officals have fed to him and became The Heavyweight Champion. All it took was my big check book and a lot of insisting and he became mine, lock, stock, and barrell. This weekend he emerged victorious againist the odd man who turned his back on me and his country Sir Goylord Fauntleroy. I have now decided to cancel the bounty I had on this Midevil Times Dinner Show reject and award to Nash as a pay bonus. I will no longer waste my time with this so called warrior. The Isle of Malta has also informed me that they have offically banished Gaylord from the country. He now has to try to fit in with our American society, good luck, but remember, there is a thing called “indoor plumbing” in this country Lord. I hope for your benifit you take advantage of them.

Well that is all that’s on my mind for now, before I forget I erge everyone in the South New Jersey era to join us for another speical OTW Double Event. Whenever these happen you know it’s going to be exciting and the only way to see it is live in person. Remember tickets are on sale prior to these events and if you choose to attend both events you recieve a $2 dollar discount, Adults ticket: $18 Dollars, Children 12 years of age and under $8 dollars. For advance tickets call 1(856) 933-0500. Make your plans now as tickets are in demand and limited seating is avaible.

When:This Saturday, June 6th 2009 2pm and 7pm
Where:”Pretty Boy Larry Sharpe’s World Famous Monster Factory Professional Wrestling Training School” Building 130A, Harding Avenue, Bellmawr, New Jersey
(Ask about our Birthday Parties!)

Old Time Wrestling-We put the Class back in Classic!

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco