No, not that crazy, horrible, and boring sport they call football. It is I, the man who breaks the bank before he even walks into a casino, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, here with this weeks edition of “The Craps Shoot”. Let me start out by saying what a tremendous weekend I had. The tables, the slots, the comps, and the night life here in Atlantic City have never been more livily. With Summer coming to an end soon, I will happily be one my way back to my Autum residence in my personal Villa at The Belligio in Las Vegas, however I will be trailing back here to The Garden State on Saturdays for the one things that drives me more then a game of Carriban Stud Poker, and that is Old Time Wrestling. September 12th is apporching fast and while you kids out there dread going back to school, liven up with a nice Saturday dosage of OTW. We’re gonna kick things off with a speical Double Event, with 2pm and 7pm bell times. Two separate events, most of the stars of OTW scheduled to return. Hopefully, our General Manager, Jim Molineaux, when he returns from Disney Land will gives us some of the names appears, of course I will there despite how you fans feel. I’ve got one thing on my mind and it is revenge. Brian Johnson ordered all his ally’s to leave me laying back in June and I didn’t forget it. I’m putting everyone on notice, Miles,Project Failure, Frankalino, Purple mask guy, Taylor, Reniassance Fair Rejeck, Irish Soda Bread Eater, Hawkins, and last but not least, You CUPCAKE! That’s right Johnson, you may have lost weight but you’ll always be nothing but a cupcake. You may be loved by the fans and your peers, but to me you are the even lower then scum. As I sit down at a table or a slot machine, I can’t help but see your face in my dealer or on the reels. When I win, I think of me standing over you in Triumph and you laying on your back looking up at those bright ring lights. When it comes right down to it, I don’t care about the title, I just want to hurt you, make you suffer, have you screaming in pain. Johnson I wanna shut your big mouth and stuff my boot right down your thoat. I’m playing with a full deck now Johnson. It’s my time to win the ultimate Jackpot and that will be your demise. Anwser my challenge, I know your enjoying your Summer and not thinking clearly, but I’m still waiting. I check my mail throughly, every day, and I see nothing from you. It’s getting on my last nerve now. Is it fear? I can understand that. But I don’t what it is, Accept it Johnson and stop keeping me on my heels. It will be over very quickly, but it will not be painless.
Well now that I’ve gotten that off my chest I am happy to announce that The Monster Factory has been having some renovations done to improve it’s apperance for you our supporting fans. Finally I won’t have to be the only good looking thing in that building. I would also like to announce despite the fact that I don’t want to that Sole Survivor 2009 will be on sale at our September 12th event. I will be providing commentary for this, so you know it will not be a good time for your truly if you attended the event live. I do what I must do though. Well this has sure made me feel tight and feeling sore, hopefully my personal massuse will take me, but then again, “she” always makes room for “The Highroller” and lets just say I get more then my money worth.
I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco