I’ve made it clear many times that Sunday is my favorite day of the week, however I can say now that televisions around the globe seem to only show football games. I was just down stairs enjoy a very sweet Johnny Walker Blue Lable Rob Roy and very into a Star Wars themed slot machine, while these apparently rowdy gentalmen in the near casino bar were shouting and being very obnoxious as they were watching a game. I understand there is rarely a time when a casino floor is quiet, but this was like being at a high school pep rally. And now I have returned to my Villa, quiet as a mouse, with the eception of my cook preparing my lunch. I don’t understand why people are so into this sport, the games are more rigged then The Kentucky Derby. But anyway I come here to write about a real competition and that is Professional Wrestling. Yesturday was not a good day for me as I out of much courage decided to try to match wits with Bazzoka Joe. Craig Nash apparently must love paying damages with a lame sick excuse, I hope he enjoyed his week off, it only cost him a figure I couldn’t write on this blog, because all you poor people probaly don’t even know how to count that high. Well not being physically ready I took a chance on the big man and came up short. Bazzoka I’ve always had a lot of respect for, I use to have such a good relationship with him and Anthony Digotti, infact a lot of people claim I lead them to the OTW Tag Team Titles. Well I was at ringside when they won them, but it was them who did all work, I didn’t get involved once. All in all, Bazzoka, you got your shot off first and you suceeded. No hard feelings, I’m not holding a grudge, had you have started the match like the man you state you are, instead of attacking me, maybe the match would’ve gone different. You think with all the air in your head, your brain wouldn’t be so deflated. Well I walked out and I’m ok and I live to fight another day.
Moving on I wonder what is instore for OTW in the next couple weeks. Indeed The Platium Clubs outspoken hatred for this country is really causing a stir. Personally I don’t know what frame of mind they’re all in. Despite what this country had been though I still love the USA and support it full throttle whether it is in it’s lightest or darkest hour. I can see that even Sir Gaylord Fauntleroy, a native of The Isle of Malta has even jumped on the pro USA wagon. Could The Platium Club be digging their own grave? Stay tuned to find out. Also the new faces are making waves. Eddie Hawkins, 23, out of Sicklerville, New Jersey pulled off an upset victory over my man Brandon Rodriguez, now Brandon wasn’t 100% as had graciously played the dummy for me the past few weeks for Craig Nash and The Punisher which I paid him to do so, I hear this Hawkins fellow is alittle slow in the head, but makes up for it with his heart. A lucky victory, but don’t have cake and ice cream yet. I will get a rematch and you will find out what Brandon “The Superb Body” is all about Eddie. Also “I don’t have a rank” Adam Chanlor. This man shocked everybody by pinning the former 2 time OTW Heavyweight Champion Dan De Man. This man claims to be out of the Miltary, however has not told us his rank, well the soilder got a beaten down after his match and The Platium Club would then proceed to steal his dog tags. First the mask now dog tags. I wonder if they are making a collage? Anyway a lot of shocking things happen this weekend and I bet all you fans who didn’t attend were upset you weren’t there. Well OTW runs every Saturday, you never know who will be there or what will happen, so you should make it your duty to be there every Saturday to make sure you don’t miss a minute of the action.
Now I must tend to my affairs, being a “Highroller” I may have it easy going, but I still got duties only I can handle.
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I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco