It’s begining to look a lot like Chirstmas, indeed, greetings from The Strip in Viva Las Vegas, Nevada, It is I, The Diamond of diaster, The Spade that never fades, The Club that gets the job done, and the man with so much Heart, I deliver the goods and always get what I want, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, with the only blog, that is by a highroller, of a highroller, and for the highroller, The Craps Shoot. Here we are, a weekend off from OTW action, and another great holiday in the books, I must say I enjoyed flying back to New Jersey to see my family for once, and not having to come to face all you annoying, uneducated fans. While you all got your take out meals from Boston Market, I wined and dined over the finiest turkey dinner that my mother perpared, along with many of close family and friends. Now I’m back in Las Vegas, getting ready to close off my villa, and relocate to my Winter residence in Reno just in time for Christmas. It will indeed be a busy month for yours truely, luckily Dan De Man and myself have coordinated and comprised all the measures we are taking in the final weeks of OTW in 2009, with the big double event on the 19th, we don’t want to end this year without making sure ever end is justified by it’s means.
Knowing that all Old Time Wrestling’s titles are now on a frozen period, we will not have to worry about the next two weeks of defending our titles, along with “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren and “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson. Tournement matches are now being put into place by General Manager Jim Molineaux, I hope he will be fair and impartial as he claims to be, I would like to announce that my vote of no confidence is still be processed as we speak Molineaux and I promise that I will not rest until an infraction or even possible impeachment is set upon, it’s nothing personal Molineaux, you and I have been down our roads already, it’s simply for the people you claim really run OTW and that is the fans. It’s time that someone steps up that is fair and firm and you don’t seem to hold either of those qualities, enjoy the power while you may or my not still have it.
So Old Time Wrestling returns this weekend December 5th with our usual 2pm bell time, hopefully “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson will grace us with his presence, and not be the chicken he was 2 weeks ago, what about Anthony Digotti and Bazzoka Joe? They seem to not keep a steady schedule with OTW, could they be consprying something? Could we be possibly see the long awaited reunion of Mass Destruction? What about Luis “The Punisher” Martinez, can’t seem to live with the fact that Craig Nash knocked him silly, and has to live with the fact that he is no longer the dominating giant he once was. What direction is “Slow Boy” Eddie Hawkins going in? Obiviously the wrong one, the man could get lost in a cardboard box. What about Rob Ispota, the man only has one victory, but then again hasn’t everyone defeated that failed project? Matt Miles, the man takes nearly an eight week hiatus and thinks he can be put right back into the title picture? I would have to debate that. Adam Channlor, A miltary man who doesn’t even have a rank, and your only symbol u had is what we have now, your dog tags, you haven’t proved anything to me, your not tough at all and I hope for your sake you get some type of “A” game going if you want to survive the ranks of OTW.
That’s one side, now onto my friends, Welcome James Pasquale, you’ve already been ditched by us have fun on your own, Glamourous? I won’t say anything further. Rob Vegas, haven’t seen much of you but you got potenial pal. Miss Shavana Yvonne, you seem to be having trouble keeping “The Thriller”, Irish, and Brandon together as a unit, apparently you tried to outdo “The Highroller”, but everyone knows I am the one and only sucessful manager in OTW. A man once known as Gaylords has adapted to America and demands to be called Sir, idenity crises are very common amoung our population, Gaylord, I mean Sir, I hope you find whatever it is your looking for. Let’s talk about The Platium Club, CK Cross, still putting on an award winning performance everytime he goes out there, Craig Nash, I already talk to much about this man, the only giant, the only destroyer, I’ve said it a million times, but I’m gonna say it again the man has yet to have his shoulders pinned to the mat for a 3 count. Dan De Man, our fearless leader, looking to once again be the dominate king he once was, I could not ask for not only a great business partener, but a friend and mentor, the man is built like a brick house and will never let anyone get the best of him. Finally, IM Smarter, when you look up wrestler in the dictonary(If you know how to do that) this man’s picture is right next to it. Despite your chants of a fictional movie charactor(that movie sucked anyway) he has shown that he can teach anyone a lesson, in or out of the ring. Whether he’s hitting the books, or hitting the gym, he stays focused 24/7 and now his main focus the OTW Heavyweight Championship, I can only stand by and support him every step of the way, his determination is never stopping, the man has one integerdy in his pinky finger then most men have in their whole body. Johnson, you may not know who your opponant will be on the 19th, but keep your eyes on your former partener, he was always the better memeber of Pretty Smart, while you did all the talking, he did all the work in the ring, the man defends tag titles on his own, while you take weeks off, All in all Johnson, you may have caught him off guard a year ago, during that brutal no holds barred match, however things change in a year, he’s stronger, he’s quicker, and he’s not afraid to put his life on the line. Be perpared Johnson, because you never know what the future will bring.
Oh by the way Where is Danny Miles?Stay tuned to OTW to find out.
Now there is one man on the OTW roster I have left out, and with good reason, for he is the man that pocesses something that “The Highroller” once had, and wants back really, really bad. Chris Bohren, alittle over a year ago, you stole a mask of a great Junior Heavyweight Champion, and put it on, pretending to be him, you never were yourself, you were always a wanna-be, now ever since The Platium Club took away the only thing you had going for you, you got lucky and became a champion. You live on the fact that everything happens for a reason, and now you hold a title that requires a lot of work to keep, a demanding schedule, having to face now only the 215lb and below in title defenses, but also all the heavyweight in exhibitions. Bohren you’ve impressed a lot of people, with your in ring style of both mat and high flying. I won’t lie, I have a lot of respect for you, but I don’t like you, I have made it my mission to train harder, and make sure that on the 19th of this December month I am the man facing you one on one for that title. I never had enough time to enjoy that title, and I don’t have a bad memory, I remember the day I lost that title you were the referee and after reviewing footage, you saw what Miss Yvonne did to me. I’ve forgiven her, but in the end it was you who cost me the title, and now I want it back and I will go through any means nesscary. Take these next few weeks to think long and hard Bohren, because I will win the jackpot of jackpots, I will draw 21 on the table, the ball on the roulette wheel will land on my number, and the dice will read 7 or 11. It all comes down to the end of this year Bohren, enjoy the title while you have it, because it will once again be mine.
Old Time Wrestling, Putting The Class Back In Classic, make sure you join us in the final three weeks of 2009. Saturdays the 5th and 12th of December with our usual 2pm bell time, then Join us on Saturday December 19th, not only at 2pm, but then return at 7pm as Old Time Wrestling presents it’s traditional Double Event. Two great events, one great day, all talent of OTW exspected to be on hand, matches to be determined in the coming weeks. Remember all our events take place at 2pm eastern standard time( also with the edition of 7pm eastern standard time on the 19th) At the place where The Late Bam Bam Bigelow, King Kong Bundy, and The Big Show all got their wrestling careers started “Pretty Boy” Larry Sharpe’s World Famous Monster Factory Professional Wrestling Training School, located at Building 130A, Harding Avenue, in Bellmawr, New Jersey. Call now (856) 933-0500, as tickets will be avaible in advance, and seating may be limited, be sure to ask about reserve seating. Also don’t forget to schedule your childs next Birthday Party, as we supply a party a young wrestling fan will never forget, also do you have what it takes to be a pro wrestler, do you have dreams of one day walking out to Madison Square Garden infront of thousands of people, The Monster Factory can help to start you in that direction, with the best wrestling training in the country, call today.
That concludes this edition of The Craps Shoot, I can not stress enough of ready I am to close out this year with a high not, Hope to see you loyal readers come out and support the potenial future of Pro Wrestling.
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