Archive for March, 2010

Professional Wrestling is so Unpredictable, yet isn’t life already like that?

Monday, March 29th, 2010

Well here I am back in the islands, back in the sun, the clear air, the relaxed gambling atmosphere. I have to say that after this weekend, I am filled with triumph, yet grief, excitment, yet distained, shocked yet not surprised at all. So called poorest excuse for the United States Miltary and now offically the stupidest man walking the face of the earth. I don’t know why you even try Chandler, you can’t seem to get it through that head of yours. You know you fans can join in his stupidity to, I will state on the record that The Platinum Club always has the last laugh. We pulled the biggest prank over the heads of all you idiot fans for the past month. Craig Nash fooled all of you. You honestly think that Nash has ever cared for you fans, you all envy him because he’s big, he’s powerful, and he still has yet to be pinned since he stepped into an OTW ring. And Chandler, you choose to trust him, to stand by his side, and thought he had your back, well your as stupid as you look. This past weekend The Platinum Club made a statement to you uneducated fans. If your not going to show us respect, we will play with your minds until you do. We have truely proven that we are the most powerful thing in Old Time Wrestling. And the fact is that once again IM Smarter is The OTW Heavyweight Champion, it stands in the record book as a legit subsitution and hey it was sensational, unbelievable, and incredible. It was all in a simple days work for The Platinum Club. We will continue to dominate Old Time Wrestling, all you fans can cry and wine, and feel bad for Adam, but hey, he’s the one who fell for this, he the ones that’s stupid and he’s the one who just can’t see through the lines. Don’t be mad at Craig Nash, he did what any one of you would’ve done, he knows where his bread is buttered and he knows where his true friends are. Chandler, we fooled you once, shame on us, but when we fool you again, shame will be all on you. You want revenge well will be right here waiting for you. Maybe you should quit now and save yourself from being humilated even more. Like I say time and time again, I don’t want to be the one to say I told you so, but I told you so.

You know CK Cross, I always knew you to be sleazy and downright dirty with your tactics, but now you reached an all time low. Do you know the damage to my jacket will cost $300 dollars to repair, my attoney has sent you a letter and I exspect a check in the mail this week, so you better up to par with your finances or the next you’ll see me, won’t be in the wrestling ring, it will be in court. Once again you fan underestimated me, put me down as a professional wrestler, but let me ask you people something that you probaly still can’t answer correctly, who had his hand raised at the end of the match? That answer is easier then saying what’s 2+2, that’s right me! You fans mock my perfect wrestling trunks, my keen and wit ability in that ring, and my persona of personality, but in the end I have the last laugh. Sure you fans got to see how CK disrespectfully damage my property, try to break me down mentally instead of physically, but hey my jacket can easily be repaired, I never knew you fans could sink as low as CK Cross, you know in the long run, you don’t get by well in life by doing that. But hey, then again do I care? Why should I, while you fans are stuck up there in the rainy and windy weather, I sit here eating a lavish breakfest, outlooking the beautiful Atlantic Ocean and the white sanded beach, getting ready for a day at the tables, a stroll on the beach, and a party like no other tonight at the tiki bar. Now you fans won’t get the pleasure of seeing me wrestle in a dress, then I already told you I wasn’t going to, I’ve said it once and I will say it again, The “Highroller” never places a bet, unless he knows he’s going to win, and I did just that this past weekend.

I was over joyed with the performance of my little prospect Little Johnny “2×4″ Graber, he showed that he was indeed small but mighty. “Pretty Boy” once again loses his temper, after lying to you fans and excepting losing like a man. I’m not going to let what happened bothered me, the fact is that in that knocked out and dragged out affair that I would already nominate for Old Time Wrestling’s Match of 2010, “2×4″ got the victory. If you weren’t there to witness this incredible match, you will regret in the long run. This matched defined how tough the men who step into the ring in Old Time Wrestling are, and how no other wrestling promotion can do what we do, we are the best hands down, and that was ultimatly proven this past weekend. There is not other place you should be that at OTW each and every weekend. My Little man and the out of shape cupcake known as “The Pretty Boy” really steamed up the pressure cooker, and it was one ride of a lifetime, my man won, but from a personal note in the end, both men proved that they can cut it in this tremendous business we call Professional Wrestling.

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, no not Welcome back Kotter, Welcome back “The Ultimate Weapon” Anthony Digati, after some time off due to illness and other issues, the man with arms of machine guns, the feet of pistols, and the body of a full armored tank has returned to Old Time Wrestling and guess who lured him back, that’s right, the man with money, the man with the smarts, and the man who can talk anyone into doing anything as long as the price is right, oh yeah did I mention he is a great gambler to, oh wait I’m talking about myself, hahahaha. That’s right this past week I made a secret trip up to Dover, DE, and met with Anthony, who was very humble and actually showed mutal respect for me, which was surprising considering our bumpy past. What I basically told him was plain and simple, “Full Throttle” Chris “Bumpkin” Bohren is an inigma and needs to be deposed of as soon as possible. He boost about being a high flying, ground and base, praticually the perfect wrestler. However there is one thing he lacks and that’s pure power, and that is one thing “The Ultimate Weapon” has, yes Bohren, you got lucky this past weekend, paying off the time keeper and General Manager Jim Molineaux for keeping your impromptue title match a 10 minute time limit, but hey I knew you were scard from the get go. Digati will be back Chris and he will become a Junior Heavyweight Champion everyone can be proud of, taking it to the ever possible limit each and every time. Keep the enjoyment of harvesting your corn and your wheat, feeding you pigs, milking you cows, and square dancing at your so called howdowns. Because when Digati puts you in your place, you won’t have that Throttle to beam you up. “The Ultimate Weapon” is back folks and he has a whole new attitude.

Well fans, with that, we draw another end to another great Craps Shoot, as now the casino is calling my name, time to do what I do best (besides wrestling). As we begin Holy week this week, remember Old Time Wrestling Weekly Live Event, will take place this Saturday with our usual 2pm bell time, come out and see all the great performers of Old Time Wrestling do Professional Wrestling at it’s best. If you weren’t there this past weekend, it’s never to late to jump on the OTW bandwagon, as we keep out matches going each and every Saturday until June of this year. Always check out right here on oldtimewrestling.net for all the special announcements of upcoming shows, also for all you facebookers out there, be sure to visit our fan page, as all the rumors, behind the scenes news, and exclusive photos and videos will be featured. Also for anymore information on what Old Time Wrestling and The Monster Factory Pro Wrestling school offer, call 1(856) 933-0500, if no ones is there leave a message, someone will return your call at the soonest time possible. Old Time Wrestling “We are Stuck in the Past and Damn Proud of It!”

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

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One Week To Another Great Event

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Ahhh, it feels so good down here in The Bahamas, the sun, the sand, the beautiful water, and of course the gambling, this area is not as crowded as the other areas I make my residances in. Very calm, taking in all the islands fresh air, it feels so good. It will be a pain having to leave the islands every week, but hey I love wrestling as much as I love gambling and when your as rich as I am, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. No one can deny my fortunes, you iggnorant fans, with your comments and your laughter sicken me, do you people spend 24 hours a day, 7 days a week with me, absolutly not, so you don’t get to see how I live my wonderful life, so don’t judge me and show your jealously because I am rich and your not, some people don’t have all the luck in life, and that is ok, so you people make your comments, state your opinions, try to put me down, but in the end I will always have the last laugh.

Now CK Cross, oh you really pushed my buttons this past weekend, some how you managed to steal my $5,000.00 dollar custom made gold jacket and claim you brought it in a pawn shop for $5 bucks? You make me laugh harder then a hiena, I for the record did not trade in my coat to a pawn shop on being desperate for cash, first of all the coat has my name on it, so it has no value except to me, my personal designer hand crafted and personally motified that coat to be personally crafted to fit me. And not CK has inserted his greasy, oily body into it. CK, like I said this past weekend, when I joined The Platinum Club, week in and week out, you belly ached and refused to pick up your end of the work load we as a unit endured it. You claim I promised you a lot of money, you don’t deserve a dime of my money, for being the waste of time that you were. Next week, you will face me toe to toe to prove who is a real man, and not a thief like you. Next week I’m so confident that I will defeat you that I’m willing to put my manly hood on the line. Yes Ck, you heard me loud and clear and now all you Craps Shoot fans out there will get to here it to if you weren’t there this past weekend. If I do not beat CK Cross and reclaim my jacket, I will wrestle all my match in OTW, following this match in a dress, yes a womans dress. And I will do it every week until I gain a victory in OTW, I have to only wear it for one week, or maybe 5, you never know, but then again you won’t see it anyway. A lot of people say I am crazy for doing this, but for once I’m gonna stack the odds againist me, I’ve entered many poker games in this situation. CK Cross I can tell you one thing, I may not be the most talented, the quickest, or even the most cleanest wrestler out there, but when in doubt I use my mind and my wits, and of course my knowledge to get by. I’m coming into this match the underdog, but will, like I did at Battle Bowl, shock the world. CK Cross, you better take care of my coat and have it fully dry cleaned and ready for when I win it back, or you will hear from my lawyers. CK Cross, you wanna take down The Platinum Club one by one, well that’s gonna stop once you face me. I say it time and time again and I’m gonna say it now, “The Highroller” never gambles, unless he knows he’s gonna win!

With that out of my system I have to say besides my impending victory, Next week as OTW holds an annual Double Event, I look forward to seeing my main prospect Little Johnny “2×4″ Graber whip all the sense he needs to into the out of shape, yellow “Pretty Boy”, this past weekend we not only showed, but proved how yellow you are and how you have no chance of defeating Johnny next week in this strap match. Johnson, I think after all this time, you have finally lost your mind. Everytime you go out there you put your body and heart in front of your head, you not only embrasses and humilate yourself, but you cry, you cry like a 10 year old girl, who didn’t get that barbie doll she wanted for her birthday. I personally will bring a diaper and a bottle next week, to try to console you, because when it’s all said and done, SMALL BUT MIGHTY, my adopted son, my little sidekick, and the self made youth of this great country The United States Of American, Little Johnny “2×4″ Graber will whip you, slash you, and make you bleed, like no one has ever before, your done Johnson, throw in that crying towel while you still can, because after Johnny gets done with you, you will have so many lashes, you’ll make a mule look good, say goodbye to your somewhat career Johnson because it ends this Saturday!

Moving on, this past weekend you saw a sample of what the vicious and now even more determined IM Smarter is going to dish out. Craig Nash, I hope you enjoyed your 3 weeks at the top, because it will all come to an end. Instead of doing the right thing and staying with us, you decided to assoicate yourself with that poor, weak, excuse for the miltary, that Uncle Sam wouldn’t even have drafted him. Chandler, IM Smarter and I proved to you this past weekend, how weak you are, just admit you can’t cut it, your using Nash as your shield, you thought your ankle was fully healed, but Smarter and I made sure we’d injure it again. Nash, next week I will glady award not only the heavyweight title, but the $500 dollars, as IM Smarter will be the first man to ever pin and defeat you. Nash you will regret the decision you made so heavly after the event concludes next week. People underestimate IM Smarter, but I can tell you after, conversing with this man, he is more determined then ever. I beg all you fans to come out this coming Saturday, because your going to see a show like never before.

All the wrestlers in OTW, are ready to bring you what you fans demand each and every time we do it, a Double Event, they are so unpredictable, unbelievable, and your guarenteed to see Professional Wrestling at it’s best. Don’t miss it next week, Saturday, March 27th, starting with out usual Saturday Weekly Live Event at 2pm Eastern Standard Time, followed by an Encore Saturday Night Live Event at 7pm Eastern Standard Time, Remember all Old Time Wrestling Events take place at the school of hard knock, featured in famous magazines, news boardcasts, newspapers, documentrys, and even music videos since 1983, “Pretty Boy” Larry Sharpe’s World Famous Monster Factory Professional Wrestling Training School, located at Building 130A, Harding Avenue in Bellmawr, New Jersey, for tickets and advanced seating for this historic event, call 1(856) 933-0500, you will see all the stars of OTW go head to head, all 3 OTW Championship will be on the line. Don’t miss out, you will regret, hope to see all the fans come out and witness “Double Event”.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

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Farewell Reno!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Ah, a season is changing, Spring is about to fill the air, Love, Desire, and all the benifits of warm weather are about to fill the atmosphere here in The United States Of America, as I “Las Vegas’s Favorite All American Son” and recently named “Reno’s Favorite All American Son”, is about to leave The Biggest Littlest City In The World, and about to head down to the Bahama Islands to reside in my spring residence, it’s nice that I have my own pilot and privite jet, so I can commute up to OTW for the reminder of it’s season. It was one heck of a winter, storm after storm didn’t stop the intense action of Old Time Wrestling. I may be moving but Old Time Wrestling is staying right were it is, with all the stars and professional wrestling at it’s best! I personally can’t wait for the upcoming weeks as Old Time Wrestling has announced another “Double Event” as it prepares to unfold on March 27th, 2010 with 2pm and 7pm eastern standard bell times. You never know what will happen when the superstars of Old Time Wrestling invade not only your Saturday afternoon but your Saturday night as well. With the turns out we get, it becomes standing room only, so don’t miss out, if you missed Battle Bowl, you won’t want to miss this, as we already know despite who The Old Time Wrestling Heavyweight Champion is at this time, my mentor, my teacher, and my leader IM Smarter has stated that he is entitled to one last rematch, and he is waiting until the 7pm night show on March 27th, despite him obivously wanting revenge on Craig Nash, he does not care who the champion is, on March 27th, live at “Double Event” IM Smarter will take on the OTW Heavyweight Champion, and I personally can’t wait to see IM Smarter retain what is rightfully his, I will be right by your side Smarter, just like I’ll be next week as myself and the Smartest Man in Professional Wrestling take on the trader who calls himself a champion Craig Nash and the injury faker and poor excuse for a miltary man Adam “Aces” Chandler. After what happened this past weekend, I can’t wait to get my hands on both of them and im sure IM Smarter can’t wait either, you both will learn hard lessons in pain 101 from IM Smarter, and of course you will lose all you chips and money when you go toe to toe with “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco. I personally invite all you fans out for next week, because when we get through with Nash and Chandler, IM Smarter will simply be awarded the Championship on March 27th cause Nash isn’t gonna be able to walk after next Saturday!

I could be more happy to represent my latest prospect Little Johnny “2×4″ Graber, he is like a son to me, he’s so keen, so swift and for being the youngest on the roster at age 16, he has already paved his way to establish himself in Old Time Wrestling. He is what every youth in America should look like, clean cut, in incredible shape, and a natural wrestler. Unlike a man who debuted almost 4 years ago and is still an annoying neusence, and that is “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson, for these past 4 years this wanna-be so called superstars thought he could get by on running his mouth and injurying and killing himself every time he comes out to the ring to earn you fans respect. He is out of shape, his hair is so dirty, and all he does is cry now that he is no longer the champion and star he once was. Johnson you might have won the first battle but your losing the war, I could see the tears in your eyes this past weekend as Johnny whipped you like a government mule and now you want a strap match, with a little added bonus not only all the whipping that comes along with a match like this, but now the loser must take 10 straight in a row whips to the back. Oh Johnson I don’t know why you like to sign away your life every time you step through those ropes, this is an interesting challenge, but I’m not gonna anwser this on here, The Small but Mighty man that he Johnny “2×4″ Graber will gladly give you his response next week Johnson, if he chooses to except, it’s gonna be the most painful experience you’ll ever endure Johnson, I’d back out now while you still can, because once the word “I accept” are uttered from Johnny’s mouth, it is signed, sealed, and delivered. I litterally can’t wait for the 27th.

Well the spring is coming and the action is hot and intense, why are you sitting at home on a Saturday afternoon and not experiencing Old Time Wrestling, for $10 dollars ($5 dollars for kids 12 and under) you can see an exciting afternoon of Pro Wrestling, feauturing all great independent Professional Wrestlers. I’m ready to get out of Reno and go to the Bahama’s but I’ll still be your manager, your wrestler each and every week at Old Time Wrestling. As I leave you this week I quote:” Bahama’s here I come, sun and sand and $2 dollar Blackjack tables, can’t beat that!”

I Live The Wonderful Life (And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Silver State

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Tough Times Happen Often, But The End Result Is Always Brighter

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Before you people start your insults, your jealous rants, and your incompatant remarks at me, let me get the point straight and clear. I’m not going to sit here and type 1000 complaints and excuses to why I lost the Junior Heavyweight Title. Hey I can’t say things roll on forever, “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren was the better man yesturday, enough said. I’ve been through this time and time again, I know you uneducated fans don’t want to hear someone wining and crying so there is your explanation. I went out there with the mind set to defend my title and I couldn’t pull through, I herby except my lose like the fair and upright man I have always been. Any man on any given day can be beaten and yesturday was my day. Am I bitter, of course, do I want revenge, hell yes, but am I gonna let it get to me and ruin my life, no with an excamation point and you can take that to the cash cage and redeem your chips for cash, because “The Highroller” is quiting while he’s ahead of the game, I don’t have to worry about stalking that hilbilly you people call a champion anymore, I had my 15 minutes of fame and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Now I can focus on what I do best and that is manage, The Platinum Club is still intact and we are ready to reclaim our glory that we had, if you think for one split second we are afraid of Craig Nash, think again long and hard. That man who I personally molded into greatness should be ashamed to look in the mirror. He is a nobody without us and he will meet his doomsday soon enough. It will be a sad and cold day when you have nothing left Nash, you were given the world and you brushed it all away. I personally can’t wait to see you suffer and it will be a pleasure to sit back and watch. Don’t let the fame and the fortune get to you Nash, you have 6 extremely angry men who know the most about you and won’t stop at nothing to take you down. Watch your back Nash, that is all I will say.

As the sun starts to set here in Reno, I sit here with my glass of wine, just lingering out at this incredible atmosphere. I guess the slice of Americana I get from taking this all in really lifts my spirits and gets me even more motivated for the coming weeks in Old Time Wrestling. To think another double event has been announced for the 27th of this month, I can’t wait, Old Time Wrestling is like no other wrestling experience, you gotta be there live and in person to witness the greatest pro wrestlers in the entire world. Don’t miss it each and every week.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Silver State

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