The Craps Shoot

Good Day to all my family, friends, my maids, my butlers, my driver, my pilot, and you all you OTW fans ehhh, enjoy your day in the grind, working your butts off in your dead end jobs, and just barely making ends meet. I could feel sympathy for you, but why waste me time, when I could be doing something much more constructive, like preparing myself for “Another Double Event”. Yes, I have signed on the dotted line to not only grace you iggnorant fans with presence in OTW once, but twice. You know these double events are always shocking and always unpredictable. I personally have a full deck of cards that need to be shuffled and can not wait to intake on all the intense action these special events have to offer.

First and foremost before I get ahead of myself, after this past weekend, I can finally say that I am at very little impressed with Adam “Aces” Chandler, you finally won back something, that I thought meant entirely nothing to you, well I could care less about you defeating me, it proves that you are nothing but an idiot/trader/ oh to many insulting words to put here. You best prepare yourself as you must face Craig Nash in an ultimate grudge match, due to all the controversy and all this unpredicabilty I will not be at ringside. Nash, myself or IM Smarter can’t seem to get through to you, your two faced attitude is driving both of us up the wall and back down again. Until you show me where you stand, you can stand alone for now. I have enough on my mind right now, and I don’t need your problems.

Well this coming weekend it all comes down to something much like a roll of the dice. IM Smarter embarks on what will be a sucessful title defence againist the trader and the man who I defeated 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring CK Cross. “The Wild Thing” pursues his first singles title, as John Graber will make OTW history by becoming the youngest Junior Heavyweight Champion to date, when “The Wild Thing” finally takes out another man who I’ve defeated, your down home country boy, “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren. Indeed this Saturday should be an exciting day for all of us. Wait a minute, I’m forgetting something, that’s not like me, oh wait, I remember, oh yeah, this coming weekend you get to witness a public haircut, yes that’s it, this Saturday, I get to put on a barbers coat and take my clippers and my trimmers and give a wrestler a free haircut, well actually he’ll have to pay for it, because the beating I’m gonna give him is enough to cover every cost in the world. “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson, if you think for one second I am encounting the possible biggest humilation of my life? Oh Please!!! When you awaken Sunday morning you will look in the mirror and say to yourself I failed, I underestimated, and now I’M BALD! I don’t know why Johnson, you put yourself through these things. Every time you try to go all out, take every risk in the book, you do what you do best you lose. And now your preparing yourself for not only a beating, not only another loss, but a public humilation. I’m am gonna beat you from pillar to post, if their is one feature of my body I am most proud of it is my hair, and no one cuts it except my personal hair stylist in Las Vegas. I love to gamble, but Johnson this time it is highly in my favor. The odds are stacked againist you, and all your chips are gonna come crashing down. Don’t you people miss out on this one, because you are going to get more then your money’s worth. My gorgeous, soft, and incredible looking hair againist his dirty, lice infested, and greasy hair. This Saturday Another Double Event, Don’t Miss It!

Well it all comes down to it. Old Time Wrestling delivers the best independent wrestling action in the country. This coming Saturday with alittle over a month until our season ends with Sole Survivor. Old Time Wrestling Present: Another Double Event, 2 live events, one action filled day, This coming Saturday May 1st, 2010, the event kick off with a 2pm Eastern Standard bell time Weekly Live Event, doors open at 1:30pm Eastern Standard. Then a break, allowing you fans to grab dinner and talk about how exciting the day event was. Then rejoin us for a Special Evening Event with doors opening at 6:30pm Eastern Standard time, and the bell time being 7pm Eastern Standard Time. Remember as I always say, but am always nice enough to remind. All Old Time Wrestling Events take place at the house where professional wrestlers are made, molded, and perfected, “Pretty Boy” Larry Sharpe’s World Famous Monster Factory Professional Wrestling Training School, located at Building 130A, Harding Avenue, in Bellmawr, New Jersey. Don’t miss out, that’s all I can say, for tickets, advanced seating, or any other questions you inquire regarding Birthday parties, ring rentals, fundrasing, and of course the most incredible pro wrestling training one could recieve from the best pro wrestling school in the country call: 1(856) 933-0500. Follow us on the web through our website www.oldtimewrestling.net and for all you facebookers out their make sure you find out fan page and become a fan, all information will be avaible and all the up to date news. Only 1 month left of Weekly Live Events, don’t miss a minute of the action,and be there for Another Double Event.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

Greetings to all the uneducated, under priviledged, and under achievers out there, for it is I, the man who at the tender of age of 10 defeated a bunch of exsperience gamblers in a game of street craps, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco. Here with not only the voice, but all the information you need to know about Old Time Wrestling, The Craps Shoot. What another great weekend of action, man it is intense, boiling down as we are now under 2 months until the OTW season takes a well deserved Summer break. With all the stars of OTW getting ready for Sole Survivor, we look ahead of that, as May 1st will be another annual Double Event, and I already seem to have a lot of cards on the table for that one. I don’t know whether to go all in or fold and stay ahead of the game. Maybe it will all come down to me doing what I do best bluffing, but there is only one way to see what happens be there live!

“Cry Baby” Brian Johnson, can you see straight today? Hahaha, I love to humor myself. You know “Pretty Boy”, you always consider yourself the toughest, most risk taking, and the man with the most heart in OTW. For over 2 years, after using my friend IM Smarter to basically guide your sucess, you rose to the top of OTW, becoming the first ever 3 Time Old Time Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, you battle your way to win Battle Bowl ‘09, and survived 4 men in one day to win Sole Survivor ‘09, but two days ago you had your shoulders pinned cleanly to the mat by………..oh wait, me. Your 2 years at the top just took a nose dive into a glass of water. Your yesturdays news, your washed up and your all out of towels. Johnson now you want to justify and make a sorry attempt to revive yourself by challenging me to another match and putting your greasy, dirty hair on the line and asking me to do the same. Well I glady accept, last month you took a wipping like no other at the hands of “The Wild Thing”, and now your gonna be even uglyer then you are now. I can’t wait to humilate you and shave off all that hair you’ve been working so hard for the past year to grow out and perfect. If you fans think for 1 minute that I’m losing my precious head of hair, you are all sadly mistaken and assuming to much. I already proven that I can beat you this past weekend Brian, just like all the men that I manage have. I really can’t feel sympathy for what is going to happen to you, I suggest maybe buying some new hats or maybe a new hair piece, just a helpful suggestion. Come May 1st ladies and gentalmen and I use those terms very loosely, you will not only see the tremendous action that OTW always offers, but the public humiliation and maybe the demise of “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson. I encourage everyone to buy their tickets and see me do what I do best, take someone to the limit, and then beat them at their own game. Your head is going to have a cold, cold night Johnson, I’ll have the clippers and the trimmers waiting, get prepared for the haircut by the most anticipated barber in the world, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco.

“Full Throttle”, more like “Full Of It”, hahahaha, once again I humor myself once again. Well it is signed, sealed and on May 1st it will be delievered, maybe even by first class mail. “The Wild Thing” that makes every girls heat sing, that makes everything groovy, Johnny Graber, with all his wits and knowledge of amatur wrestling, has earned himself a shot at The OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion, everyones favorite home town harvester, he milks goats by day, and picks hen eggs by dawn, Christopher Bohren. You know your as stupid as you look, accepting an amatur wrestling match againist “The Wild Thing” and trying to out mat wrestle him and willing to give him a title shot if you lose? Wow I knew country boys aren’t all there in the mind, but wow I didn’t know you didn’t have common sense. But hey its all said and done now, not only did he beat you, he made you tap out, oh how much of downer does that put on you. If you were that easy this past weekend imagine in less then 2 short weeks, you will kiss that Jr. Heavyweight Title goodbye permanitly, I will make sure that this time there will be no rematch. I promise you all that my little buddy, “The Wild Thing” will have his first taste of singles gold come May 1st and your good ol’ country boy will do back to what he does best, plowing the fields, harvasting the corn, and of course his all time favorite thing rolling around in the mud with pig, no wonder he smells so bad. Like I always say I never make a gamble, unless I know I’m going to win. And on May 1st, not only will you see a bald “Pretty Boy”, but a New OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion. I also understand that both Johnson and Bohren want a little taste this coming Saturday at our Weekly Live Event, well “The Wild Thing” and myself are always ready for action, and we love a good tag team match every now and then, make sure before all you fans all come out for May 1st you venture to The Monster Factory this week as you will get to see a preview of the demise of both “The Pretty Boy” and “Full Throttle”, don’t miss a minute of the action.

Now people are bunbarding me with all these questions about the relationship between IM Smarter and Craig Nash. Well I’m going to put out the answer right here, right now, I don’t know. I do know for sure that that poor excuse for a Military man Adam Chandler is an idiot. I know CK Cross is a jealous nobody. I just don’t know what is going on. I do my best to keep both men up to par, handeling their contracts, keeping close contact with both of them, but I can not handle their feelings towards each other. I’m not going to be caught in the center of all this. I am simply there to do my job and do it well. I’m not going to play parent to both these men, they are grown and men and they can settle their differences on their own, I am no longer answering any questions about this matter, you want answers, you can direct them directly to IM Smarter and Craig Nash themselves. I have enough on my plate as it is right now and I do not need anymore of this curiousty from you people.

Well that concludes my thoughts for this week, remember I am the man and I can deliver all the news you want to here in one simple blog. Remember to checkout oldtimewrestling.net and for all you facebookers out there, check out our fan page for all the up to date information. Next week OTW will play host to not only our loyal fans but memebers of The Boys and Girls Club Of America next week, so make sure your there to see all the action and of course less then 2 week, OTW will do what it does best. Double Event, yes, you know when the stars of OTW come out during the day and then into the night, the action is always hot and so unpredictible. We hope to see you all come out and support us until our season ends. For any additional questions call 1(856) 933-0500, if no one answers, leave a message, and someone will return your call. Old Time Wrestling, where else could you find old school wrestling with a modern twist?

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

Good day to all, it is I, the man who once hit the jackpot on an entire row of slot machinces, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, Old Time Wrestling manager of champions, and up and coming mid carder in Old Time Wrestling. Coming to you this week with the blog that has everyones head turning, The Craps Shoot. Well another Weekly Live Event occured this past weekend in Old Time Wrestling and I have to say that along with the fans, my mind is twisting to. I will not cry and wine about me and Johnny “Wild Thing” Graber’s loss to the tag champions, simply caught off guard and I will except the lose like a man, but fear not, I live to fight another day, and will be much more prepared for the next time. I could care less about those two as it is, I’ll admit since they became tag champions, they have been working well together, for a slow boy, and a conceided person, it’s surprising they get along so well. They’ve held those titles for over 2 months now, and will they soon fall apart? Only time will tell. One claims to be Awesome, one claims to be Hot Stuff, but in the end will they be calling the selves, Stupid and Cooled Down, like I said and always say, only time will tell.

Speaking of my little buddy, I’ve decided that 2×4 wasn’t a name for a man of his stature, he is small but mighty, tiny but tough, short but strong. He is indeed a “Wild Thing”. He drives women wild, he drives his opponants wild, heck he even drives his parents wild. Since January, the youngest man to grace the OTW roster, at the age of only 16, he has already rised to the stardom that takes most men who are much older years to accomplish. He has showed all you fans that despite his size, he has all the tools to put it together inside the squared circle. Now he sets his sights on obtaining The Junior Heavyweight Title, from that cow milking bumpkin, “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren, that man has already pinned your shoulders to the mat in a non title match. Now he wants a title match and you hesitate, I guess losing to me, then feeling the wrath of the New Ultimate Weapon has shaken up your throttle Bohren. I don’t know what you have left in your arsenal. It will be interesting to see if you can keep hold on that title. Be on your toes, that’s all I can say.

Now I’m alittle confused over what occured this past weekend with Craig Nash, I will not lie and say since he came back to us, he has been lacking his communication with Smarter and myself, and of course he was suspended last week. This week really confused both Smarter and myself though. Craig Nash has not returned my phone calls, since I arrived back here in the Bahamas, and has not been in contact with Smarter either. I have no idea what his intension were, walking out on his match with Chandler, then choke slamming IM Smarter in his sucessful Heavyweight Championship defence againist “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson. I guess this is something that is up to my to figure out and I will continue to attempt to contact Nash in anyway possible. But enough about worrying, I’m sure everything will come full circle. However for The so called “Pretty Boy”, your such a poor excuse for yourself, it really sickens me, I don’t know why you keep trying to re invent yourself, hang it up while your young, stop wasting your time and mine as well. You will never wear that championship again, because you are a has been. You may have given Smarter a run for his money, but in the end who won the match and regained the title. I personally don’t know why you keep asking for a beating after beating. If you want more, myself, Smarter, Nash, or even the man who already whipped the tar out of you “Wild Thing” will gladly give you another beating. “Pretty Boy” hopefully soon you will realize that it is not worth it. I personally can’t wait to see your demise.

Well that sums up my business this past weekend, were you there to witness it all, well if you weren’t, why weren’t you? I understand that as OTW’s season comes to an end on June 5th, the action until then is just going to get hotter and hotter, make it your duty to join us each and every Saturday afternoon, as we give you Professional Wrestling the way it was meant to be. I understand that another Double Event has been signed for May 1st and April 23rd we will be hosting a special event for a Boys and Girls Club of America, make sure you attend each of these events to see all the intense action that OTW has to offer.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

Good day all, It is I, the man who is a manager of a Champion, the former 2x time OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion, and the man who has won 8 consecutive privite blackjack tournements in his illustrious gambling career, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco. Here with the only thing that is updated weekly here on oldtimewrestling.net, The Craps Shoot, a chance to hear what is on the mind of the man who sees and hears everything that goes on in Old Time Wrestling. You know this past weekend, as we waited to celebrate Easter Sunday, Old Time Wrestling invaded The Monster Factory with Our Weekly Live Event, with all the fallout of Double Event, shocking developments, unfolds, and things always happening, if you weren’t there you miss it, but hey that doesn’t mean you can’t join us next week.

So as I stated in last weeks Craps Shoot, we already fooled all you idiot fans with the wool we pulled over your eyes, but if you heard the words out of my mouth, myself, IM Smarter, and Craig Nash were not the only ones behind the scene, yes despite his denial, your American Hero, you big Soilder Boy, Adam “Aces” Chandler was with us every step of the way. Yes, despite what he claims, its all true, your self made US Military Man is nothing but a Benidict Arnold. You honestly think he fights for his country and you annoying and iggnorant fans? Don’t make me laugh, it all comes down to one thing and that is the almighty dollar, Chandler was brought and paid for, he sold out, just he sold out the US Military. You fans should think twice before feeling sorry for the big man, he is just like anyone of you, he saw dollar signs and got greedy. Chandler, I know you dispise IM Smarter and myself, but don’t play us like fools. I told you this weekend in the coming weeks, just as I do time and time again, I have another big surprise to unviel in Old Time Wrestling, you never know where and you never know when, so you fans better make sure your there every Saturday, because “The Highroller” can either bluff or go all in, wait and see what happens.

As I write this, I realize we are exactally 2 months away from Old Time Wrestling closing out their season, it’s a shame, however I’m personally looking forward to 3 months of not having to look at you ugly fans faces. As we get closer and closer to finishing out, it makes me wonder what will happen, I understand that there are 3 up and comers training hard in The Monster Factory, will they debute before the season ends? Who will leave this season holding the Championship belts? Will the injured Glamourous George Zlotnicki be back in action? Despite all the backstage news I hear in OTW, I myself am as in the dark as you fans are, the only way to see is to be there live for the next two months every Saturday for Weekly Live Event, I understand that another Double Event will take place May 1st and The 3rd annual Sole Survivor will be our closing event on June 5th. You never know what will happen, and when it will, make sure you witness each and every exciting minute of OTW, for those of you on Facebook, make sure to look up our fan page and become a fan, you will see all the behind the scenes news, you won’t find here on the site, plus you may get the oppertunity to interact with the stars of OTW.

Well I’m sorry to cut this short this week, but this island weather is to much to resist, before I hit the casino, the clear Atlanitc Ocean is ready to take me on. See you next week.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas