Archive for May, 2010

I’ll double down on Sole Survivor

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Ah another tremendous weekend, between flying up to Jersey and back to the Bahamas, it was from pillar to post exciting, unpredictable, and hey not only one but straight victories in one day for “The Highroller”. You know I don’t like the fact that our so called General Manager and the homeless man feel it is their duty to make us hard training wrestler pull automatic double duty because of the lack of commited talent in Old Time Wrestling, with Zlotnicki still of the shelf, the departure of James Pasquale, and The Miles Brothers, it has been a struggle for us to fill out an entire wrestling card for you fans, well as they say when it comes to double mint gum, double your pleasure, double your fun. I did what was asked and wow two tremendous victories for yours truely and my main man IM Smarter. It has been one fantastic ride after another this season in Old Time Wrestling, however even the most exciting rides must take a season break. Well in 2 weeks, that is the definite plan for all the talent in Old Time Wrestling. Yes after the 5th of June OTW like every school in the country goes on Summer vacation. But were not going out on our backs no, we promise to deliver to you, all our dedicated fans, a day and night event to remember for ages. In two short weeks, after our Memorial day off, we come back with full force, with Sole Survivor, An event so unpredictable the wrestlers have no way to prepare themselves for who they face because the power of match making is put into the palm of your hand. All the contenders who choose to enter Sole Survivor, have their names written down on a piece of paper and then are put into a bin and shaken up, then General Manager Jim Molineaux travels around the arena picking a random fan to draw two names from that bin, all the wrestlers await outside the lockerroom to see if their name is called. When both names are drawn, despite the relationship between the two men, they must face one on one to a deceive winner. The winner will advance in the tournment to the final Sole Survivor match, and the loser is sent to the showers. Last years yours truely made it to the finals, I faced friends and I faced foes. You never know this year I could be facing “The Thriller” Andd Bivans, or I could be facing Bazooka Joe. I will have no clue, but that won’t stop me for the insentive this year is that the man who Sole Survives gets a title shot at the reigning Heavyweight Champion CK Cross. It is a lucky chance for anyone on the OTW roster to get a crack at the title, all they have to do is survive. I don’t know what to exspect, however I compare this to a simple game of blackjack, as long as I count my cards right, I’ll always be a winner at the end. Hope to see all you fans come out and see “The Highroller” break the bank in OTW.

So as you know the best of 5 series between “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren and the next OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion “The Wild Thing” John Graber came to a sudden hault this past weekend. After being tied 1 to 1 in the series, your down home, moonshine drinking, bumpkin, and the man who lady’s melt over, who has had offers to appear on the cover of Teen Magizine, The Wild Thing engaged in a speical Out of the Ring match, the first man to knock the other out of the ring with both feet touching the floor would be declared the winner. Well between and arguement with the referee and myself, I clearly missed who hit the floor first, as both man fought tooth and nail and knocked eachother to the floor. I assure you after reviewing a tape I stick to my guns and proclaim that Bohren touched first, although once again using the power they have, the GM and the guy who cuts in line at the soup kitchen have declared the match a draw thus tieing the series again at 2 to 2, there will now be no need for a 5th match, just one more to culminate at our last night event on June 5th, and what a stipulation that has been chosen. A 20 minute Iron Man Match, yes for 20 solid minutes these men must face off, and at the end of that 20 minutes the man, who has the most decisions in the match whether they be by pinfall, countout, submission, or DQ, will be declared the winner and the Undisputed Brand New Old Time Wrestling Junior Heavyweight Champion. And as unfair as it sounds to be, the crybabies have proclaimed that I tend to interject myself in “The Wild Things” matches to much, that during the entire duration of this contest, I will be handcuffed to the man I have extreme dislike for General Manager Jim Molineaux. You know I didn’t know this so called upper management likes to treat it’s employees like pisoners, As much as I don’t interfere in my protege’s matches, I will concur with this. After all “The Wild Thing” as already proven time and time again, he is not only the lady’s choice, he is his own choice. He will be the next OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion mark my words on it. Bohren, you’ve had a lucky year holding onto that title, but it’s time for you to go back to what you do best, feeding your pigs and milking your cows, for 20 long minutes, “The Wild Thing” is gonna destroy every bone in that skinny body of yours and prove that he is not only the better Jr. Heavyweight, not only the better wrestler, but The Better Man. Start counting your chickens, your hens, and your roosters, cause there gonna be in the pot come June 5th. Lady’s go to the one hour photo and grab all the film you can get, because “The Wild Thing” is gonna deliver the kodak moments of a lifetime, and I can gamble right now and say the odds are highly in his favor, as I always say “The Highroller” never makes a gamble unless he knows he’s gonna win!

Well another week, another Craps Shoot, I am sorry to disapoint all you loyal readers out there that after June 5th, The Craps Shoot will also be going on temporay hiatus, as I will be moving to my Summer residence in Atlantic City and enjoying sun, gambling, relaxation, partying, clubbing, seeing my family, spending time with my lovely girl, and all the great things that Summer has to offer. Next week, you fans will be treated to a speical edition of The Craps Shoot, as I lay out “The History Of Sole Survivor” to give all our new fans an insight into what the last two years of this great event had to offer as we enter our 3rd annual event this coming year. For all the up to date news check out www.oldtimewrestling.net and for all you facebookers out there, match sure to check out our page for behind the scenes news, and all the up to date information about Old Time Wrestling, until then the tables are calling my name, craps here I come, “COMING OUT!”

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t!)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

Professional Wrestling= Awesome

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Good day all you unfortunate people out there, it is I the man who’s shaken hands with Donald Trump, Steve Wynn, Wayne Newton, and Frank “Lefty” Rosenthal, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, Coming to you with this weeks edition of the most exciting blog that draws everyone to www.oldtimewrestling.net and is excusively uploaded on Old Time Wrestlings Fan Page on Facebook, The Craps Shoot. Well it’s all boiling down, I’m preparing myself for my move to Atlantic City for the Summer, and Old Time Wrestling is preparing to deliver to you the finest Professional Wrestling in the country before it closes out it’s season. Yes from June 12th, 2010 to September 4th, 2010 there will be no Weekly Live Event, as Old Time Wrestling will be taking a well deserved Summer break. Remember though The Monster Factory Professional Wrestling School will still run Birthday Parties and still be accepting students and have training hours. I of course will be doing my usual Summer, gambling in all the fine casinos Atlantic City has to offer and living the night life as the lights shine throughout the entire skyline. This season in Old Time Wrestling was unforgetable, we saw The Heavyweight Title change 4 times and maybe once more before the season ends, keep your eyes open CK Cross, you never what can happen when you face the man across the squared circle from you, but I’ll get to that later. I have a lot of ups and downs with how my season went, but I think I’ll save that for another Craps Shoot, Today fans, I won’t be shilling future OTW events, recaping this pasts weekends OTW Weekly Live Event, or even promoting my Fan Apperication BBQ for you fans at next weeks Weekly Live Event. No, there is only one thing I want to talk about, infact it’s not a thing, it’s a person. A person who I thought was my friend, my confidant, someone who I could depend on, Craig Nash.

Craig Nash, I’m not mad, I’m hurt. Since October of 2008 when I flew you out to Las Vegas, first class may I add, had a limo pick you up at the airport, had the concierge of the Bellagio escort you to my villa, sat you down, had my personal suite butler eccomadate everyone of your requests, and then shook your hand, I not only made a business deal, I made a true friend. After what was a Project failure, I knew you had everything that he was missing, you had wrestling in your heart and in your sole, and you needed guidence. I saw dollar signs and you saw fame. I guaranteed, that with in 6 months of your debute, you would be The Heavyweight Champion, and that did deliver. I feel like everything I promised to you I did deliver in the best way I could. Now after a year and a half of always being side by side, conquring the competition of Old Time Wrestling together, working with others, merging with The Platinum Club, having little hurdels along the way, but we paved them all over. This past weekend you decided to truely make your bed and lie in it. I don’t know what is going on in that thick head of yours, but I’m not gonne beat my own head over it. Craig, following the event this past weekend, I have and I state on record that I have severed ties as your manager, as your advisor, and on a personal note as your friend. You want to go off on your own and be your own destiny, that is fine by me. The professional thing to do would’ve been to tell me in person instead of all these past weeks of playing mind games with myself and IM Smarter. Usually when I let someone go I wish them the best of luck in whatever they pursue, however I wish you nothing but the worst luck as now instead of a dear friend, you’ve made an enemy for life. No one has ever pinned you in your OTW career, well I may be gearing myself up to be the first. I know everything about, maybe even more then you do yourself. With 3 events to go, I suggest you question yourself now as to whether you want to stick by your decision. I personally hope my name gets drawn againist you at Sole Survivor, because I know you’ll be to afraid to sign a match with me before that. Nash, this is now beyond personal, and there will be no second chance come this time around.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas

Tomorrow Is Always A New And Brighter Day

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Good day to all, fantastic isn’t it? A day filled with such joy and happiness, yes today will be a great day for me, I “The man who can” “This man who risks it all and wins it all” “OTW’s most finest and classiest manager/wrestler/former and most talented referee ever” “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, is back, with a new outlook, a new hair style, and a brand new attitude baby. You know people tend to think I was embrassed, humilated, and afraid to be seen in public. Oh you would not believe the rants and raves I recieved from the Bahamma islands when I returned to my residence last week, greeted by many photographers, all wanting to get a snap shot of my hair style. 45 and I count correctly 45 local and national magaizines have ask me to do a pictorial, all the women have attempted to get their hands on me. People apporch me from every place, pit bosses have doubled, tripled, and even quadurpled my comps. “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson, all I have to say is “THANK YOU”. I am a new man, new ambitions, new mountains to climb. I am the reinvented “The Highroller”. Gambling night and day, staying in the finest villas and suites, living the wonderful life as I always do, while so called people who think they run OTW, that hairy, smelly, dirty man, who lives in a cardboard box and eats food out of dumpster wollows and runs their mouth off of how jealous he is of me, I really could care less. Old Time Wrestling has exactaully 4 more live events left in the season and unlike last year I’m going out in a blaze of glory with all my men that I represent. I will never let all the bias actions of the stupid rules of Old Time Wrestling get the better of me. I love Professional Wrestling and win, lose, or draw, I will keep the action coming. All men want to be me, it’s no secret. Our ring announcer Boomer wants to be me, the bald fan with the laughing gas injected daughter wants to be me. It’s all jealously that comes from you fans, and I tell you what I love soaking it all up. Old Time Wrestling is a great place, we got what professional wrestling has been lacking both independent and nationally. We provide the best, so don’t waste your money on those lacky promotions who give you a horrible performance. Come out and witness true wrestling, that is so unpredictable, you gotta be there every week to see what happens!

Being “The Highroller” is a busy job, but it’s my passion in life. Whether I’m on the strip in Las Vegas or on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, I give a presence that makes everyones jaw drop. People can mock me, people can laugh at me, but in the end I have the last laugh. With all this said in done make sure you make your presence known at these last weeks of OTW Weekly Live Event and of course “The 3rd Annual Sole Survivor” to see me go out in a blaze of glory, thank you to all that support me, and to those who don’t, I could care less.

I Live The Wonderful Life(And You Don’t)
I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahammas

Statement On Behalf Of “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Ladies and Gentalmen,
Due to unforseen hardships, There will be no offical Craps Shoot this week, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco has decided this week to temporarly secluded himself from the out spoken public following these past weekend events in Old Time Wrestling. He has however asked me one of his closest confidants and I remain nameless, to address you fans with this offical statement and I quote:

“This past weekend I mustn’t let myself down, true I have lost my hair, but it will grow back, all I know is that myself, IM Smarter, and “The Wild Thing” John Graber were treated very unfairly and the actions of the so called “higher officals” were completely biased and not justified by the offical rules of Professional Wrestling. We are offically stating as of now, that if General Manager Jim Molineaux and that homeless, dirty, trash smelling man who likes to run his mouth don’t want to follow the rules, then we will not either. It is now what we call come down to only one word “WAR” and when war breaks out there is no peace, no rules, and violence is bound to happen. This is a pre warning to all wrestlers, management, and staff of Old Time Wrestling, we are not taking any crap anymore, these last 4 weeks in Old Time Wrestling are now deemed complete all out war weeks. Every event you never know what we will do, or when will do it, or who it will done to, but to make one thing clear, it will not be for the weak of heart”

I WILL BE BACK!
“THE HIGHROLLER” MICHAEL BUSCIACCO!

That will conclude this edition of The Craps Shoot, thank you for your time.