Good day to all, it is I, the man who once hit the jackpot on an entire row of slot machinces, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco, Old Time Wrestling manager of champions, and up and coming mid carder in Old Time Wrestling. Coming to you this week with the blog that has everyones head turning, The Craps Shoot. Well another Weekly Live Event occured this past weekend in Old Time Wrestling and I have to say that along with the fans, my mind is twisting to. I will not cry and wine about me and Johnny “Wild Thing” Graber’s loss to the tag champions, simply caught off guard and I will except the lose like a man, but fear not, I live to fight another day, and will be much more prepared for the next time. I could care less about those two as it is, I’ll admit since they became tag champions, they have been working well together, for a slow boy, and a conceided person, it’s surprising they get along so well. They’ve held those titles for over 2 months now, and will they soon fall apart? Only time will tell. One claims to be Awesome, one claims to be Hot Stuff, but in the end will they be calling the selves, Stupid and Cooled Down, like I said and always say, only time will tell.
Speaking of my little buddy, I’ve decided that 2×4 wasn’t a name for a man of his stature, he is small but mighty, tiny but tough, short but strong. He is indeed a “Wild Thing”. He drives women wild, he drives his opponants wild, heck he even drives his parents wild. Since January, the youngest man to grace the OTW roster, at the age of only 16, he has already rised to the stardom that takes most men who are much older years to accomplish. He has showed all you fans that despite his size, he has all the tools to put it together inside the squared circle. Now he sets his sights on obtaining The Junior Heavyweight Title, from that cow milking bumpkin, “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren, that man has already pinned your shoulders to the mat in a non title match. Now he wants a title match and you hesitate, I guess losing to me, then feeling the wrath of the New Ultimate Weapon has shaken up your throttle Bohren. I don’t know what you have left in your arsenal. It will be interesting to see if you can keep hold on that title. Be on your toes, that’s all I can say.
Now I’m alittle confused over what occured this past weekend with Craig Nash, I will not lie and say since he came back to us, he has been lacking his communication with Smarter and myself, and of course he was suspended last week. This week really confused both Smarter and myself though. Craig Nash has not returned my phone calls, since I arrived back here in the Bahamas, and has not been in contact with Smarter either. I have no idea what his intension were, walking out on his match with Chandler, then choke slamming IM Smarter in his sucessful Heavyweight Championship defence againist “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson. I guess this is something that is up to my to figure out and I will continue to attempt to contact Nash in anyway possible. But enough about worrying, I’m sure everything will come full circle. However for The so called “Pretty Boy”, your such a poor excuse for yourself, it really sickens me, I don’t know why you keep trying to re invent yourself, hang it up while your young, stop wasting your time and mine as well. You will never wear that championship again, because you are a has been. You may have given Smarter a run for his money, but in the end who won the match and regained the title. I personally don’t know why you keep asking for a beating after beating. If you want more, myself, Smarter, Nash, or even the man who already whipped the tar out of you “Wild Thing” will gladly give you another beating. “Pretty Boy” hopefully soon you will realize that it is not worth it. I personally can’t wait to see your demise.
Well that sums up my business this past weekend, were you there to witness it all, well if you weren’t, why weren’t you? I understand that as OTW’s season comes to an end on June 5th, the action until then is just going to get hotter and hotter, make it your duty to join us each and every Saturday afternoon, as we give you Professional Wrestling the way it was meant to be. I understand that another Double Event has been signed for May 1st and April 23rd we will be hosting a special event for a Boys and Girls Club of America, make sure you attend each of these events to see all the intense action that OTW has to offer.
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I Am “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco
Signing Off From The Bahamas