Greetings to all the uneducated, under priviledged, and under achievers out there, for it is I, the man who at the tender of age of 10 defeated a bunch of exsperience gamblers in a game of street craps, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco. Here with not only the voice, but all the information you need to know about Old Time Wrestling, The Craps Shoot. What another great weekend of action, man it is intense, boiling down as we are now under 2 months until the OTW season takes a well deserved Summer break. With all the stars of OTW getting ready for Sole Survivor, we look ahead of that, as May 1st will be another annual Double Event, and I already seem to have a lot of cards on the table for that one. I don’t know whether to go all in or fold and stay ahead of the game. Maybe it will all come down to me doing what I do best bluffing, but there is only one way to see what happens be there live!
“Cry Baby” Brian Johnson, can you see straight today? Hahaha, I love to humor myself. You know “Pretty Boy”, you always consider yourself the toughest, most risk taking, and the man with the most heart in OTW. For over 2 years, after using my friend IM Smarter to basically guide your sucess, you rose to the top of OTW, becoming the first ever 3 Time Old Time Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, you battle your way to win Battle Bowl ‘09, and survived 4 men in one day to win Sole Survivor ‘09, but two days ago you had your shoulders pinned cleanly to the mat by………..oh wait, me. Your 2 years at the top just took a nose dive into a glass of water. Your yesturdays news, your washed up and your all out of towels. Johnson now you want to justify and make a sorry attempt to revive yourself by challenging me to another match and putting your greasy, dirty hair on the line and asking me to do the same. Well I glady accept, last month you took a wipping like no other at the hands of “The Wild Thing”, and now your gonna be even uglyer then you are now. I can’t wait to humilate you and shave off all that hair you’ve been working so hard for the past year to grow out and perfect. If you fans think for 1 minute that I’m losing my precious head of hair, you are all sadly mistaken and assuming to much. I already proven that I can beat you this past weekend Brian, just like all the men that I manage have. I really can’t feel sympathy for what is going to happen to you, I suggest maybe buying some new hats or maybe a new hair piece, just a helpful suggestion. Come May 1st ladies and gentalmen and I use those terms very loosely, you will not only see the tremendous action that OTW always offers, but the public humiliation and maybe the demise of “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson. I encourage everyone to buy their tickets and see me do what I do best, take someone to the limit, and then beat them at their own game. Your head is going to have a cold, cold night Johnson, I’ll have the clippers and the trimmers waiting, get prepared for the haircut by the most anticipated barber in the world, “The Highroller” Michael Busciacco.
“Full Throttle”, more like “Full Of It”, hahahaha, once again I humor myself once again. Well it is signed, sealed and on May 1st it will be delievered, maybe even by first class mail. “The Wild Thing” that makes every girls heat sing, that makes everything groovy, Johnny Graber, with all his wits and knowledge of amatur wrestling, has earned himself a shot at The OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion, everyones favorite home town harvester, he milks goats by day, and picks hen eggs by dawn, Christopher Bohren. You know your as stupid as you look, accepting an amatur wrestling match againist “The Wild Thing” and trying to out mat wrestle him and willing to give him a title shot if you lose? Wow I knew country boys aren’t all there in the mind, but wow I didn’t know you didn’t have common sense. But hey its all said and done now, not only did he beat you, he made you tap out, oh how much of downer does that put on you. If you were that easy this past weekend imagine in less then 2 short weeks, you will kiss that Jr. Heavyweight Title goodbye permanitly, I will make sure that this time there will be no rematch. I promise you all that my little buddy, “The Wild Thing” will have his first taste of singles gold come May 1st and your good ol’ country boy will do back to what he does best, plowing the fields, harvasting the corn, and of course his all time favorite thing rolling around in the mud with pig, no wonder he smells so bad. Like I always say I never make a gamble, unless I know I’m going to win. And on May 1st, not only will you see a bald “Pretty Boy”, but a New OTW Junior Heavyweight Champion. I also understand that both Johnson and Bohren want a little taste this coming Saturday at our Weekly Live Event, well “The Wild Thing” and myself are always ready for action, and we love a good tag team match every now and then, make sure before all you fans all come out for May 1st you venture to The Monster Factory this week as you will get to see a preview of the demise of both “The Pretty Boy” and “Full Throttle”, don’t miss a minute of the action.
Now people are bunbarding me with all these questions about the relationship between IM Smarter and Craig Nash. Well I’m going to put out the answer right here, right now, I don’t know. I do know for sure that that poor excuse for a Military man Adam Chandler is an idiot. I know CK Cross is a jealous nobody. I just don’t know what is going on. I do my best to keep both men up to par, handeling their contracts, keeping close contact with both of them, but I can not handle their feelings towards each other. I’m not going to be caught in the center of all this. I am simply there to do my job and do it well. I’m not going to play parent to both these men, they are grown and men and they can settle their differences on their own, I am no longer answering any questions about this matter, you want answers, you can direct them directly to IM Smarter and Craig Nash themselves. I have enough on my plate as it is right now and I do not need anymore of this curiousty from you people.
Well that concludes my thoughts for this week, remember I am the man and I can deliver all the news you want to here in one simple blog. Remember to checkout oldtimewrestling.net and for all you facebookers out there, check out our fan page for all the up to date information. Next week OTW will play host to not only our loyal fans but memebers of The Boys and Girls Club Of America next week, so make sure your there to see all the action and of course less then 2 week, OTW will do what it does best. Double Event, yes, you know when the stars of OTW come out during the day and then into the night, the action is always hot and so unpredictible. We hope to see you all come out and support us until our season ends. For any additional questions call 1(856) 933-0500, if no one answers, leave a message, and someone will return your call. Old Time Wrestling, where else could you find old school wrestling with a modern twist?
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