Good Day to all my family, friends, my maids, my butlers, my driver, my pilot, and you all you OTW fans ehhh, enjoy your day in the grind, working your butts off in your dead end jobs, and just barely making ends meet. I could feel sympathy for you, but why waste me time, when I could be doing something much more constructive, like preparing myself for “Another Double Event”. Yes, I have signed on the dotted line to not only grace you iggnorant fans with presence in OTW once, but twice. You know these double events are always shocking and always unpredictable. I personally have a full deck of cards that need to be shuffled and can not wait to intake on all the intense action these special events have to offer.
First and foremost before I get ahead of myself, after this past weekend, I can finally say that I am at very little impressed with Adam “Aces” Chandler, you finally won back something, that I thought meant entirely nothing to you, well I could care less about you defeating me, it proves that you are nothing but an idiot/trader/ oh to many insulting words to put here. You best prepare yourself as you must face Craig Nash in an ultimate grudge match, due to all the controversy and all this unpredicabilty I will not be at ringside. Nash, myself or IM Smarter can’t seem to get through to you, your two faced attitude is driving both of us up the wall and back down again. Until you show me where you stand, you can stand alone for now. I have enough on my mind right now, and I don’t need your problems.
Well this coming weekend it all comes down to something much like a roll of the dice. IM Smarter embarks on what will be a sucessful title defence againist the trader and the man who I defeated 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring CK Cross. “The Wild Thing” pursues his first singles title, as John Graber will make OTW history by becoming the youngest Junior Heavyweight Champion to date, when “The Wild Thing” finally takes out another man who I’ve defeated, your down home country boy, “Full Throttle” Chris Bohren. Indeed this Saturday should be an exciting day for all of us. Wait a minute, I’m forgetting something, that’s not like me, oh wait, I remember, oh yeah, this coming weekend you get to witness a public haircut, yes that’s it, this Saturday, I get to put on a barbers coat and take my clippers and my trimmers and give a wrestler a free haircut, well actually he’ll have to pay for it, because the beating I’m gonna give him is enough to cover every cost in the world. “Pretty Boy” Brian Johnson, if you think for one second I am encounting the possible biggest humilation of my life? Oh Please!!! When you awaken Sunday morning you will look in the mirror and say to yourself I failed, I underestimated, and now I’M BALD! I don’t know why Johnson, you put yourself through these things. Every time you try to go all out, take every risk in the book, you do what you do best you lose. And now your preparing yourself for not only a beating, not only another loss, but a public humilation. I’m am gonna beat you from pillar to post, if their is one feature of my body I am most proud of it is my hair, and no one cuts it except my personal hair stylist in Las Vegas. I love to gamble, but Johnson this time it is highly in my favor. The odds are stacked againist you, and all your chips are gonna come crashing down. Don’t you people miss out on this one, because you are going to get more then your money’s worth. My gorgeous, soft, and incredible looking hair againist his dirty, lice infested, and greasy hair. This Saturday Another Double Event, Don’t Miss It!
Well it all comes down to it. Old Time Wrestling delivers the best independent wrestling action in the country. This coming Saturday with alittle over a month until our season ends with Sole Survivor. Old Time Wrestling Present: Another Double Event, 2 live events, one action filled day, This coming Saturday May 1st, 2010, the event kick off with a 2pm Eastern Standard bell time Weekly Live Event, doors open at 1:30pm Eastern Standard. Then a break, allowing you fans to grab dinner and talk about how exciting the day event was. Then rejoin us for a Special Evening Event with doors opening at 6:30pm Eastern Standard time, and the bell time being 7pm Eastern Standard Time. Remember as I always say, but am always nice enough to remind. All Old Time Wrestling Events take place at the house where professional wrestlers are made, molded, and perfected, “Pretty Boy” Larry Sharpe’s World Famous Monster Factory Professional Wrestling Training School, located at Building 130A, Harding Avenue, in Bellmawr, New Jersey. Don’t miss out, that’s all I can say, for tickets, advanced seating, or any other questions you inquire regarding Birthday parties, ring rentals, fundrasing, and of course the most incredible pro wrestling training one could recieve from the best pro wrestling school in the country call: 1(856) 933-0500. Follow us on the web through our website www.oldtimewrestling.net and for all you facebookers out their make sure you find out fan page and become a fan, all information will be avaible and all the up to date news. Only 1 month left of Weekly Live Events, don’t miss a minute of the action,and be there for Another Double Event.
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